"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -Mark Twain
Oh that's a rubbish title

egg-rolls:

its like when they were making the map of iceland someone just fell asleep with their head on the keyboard and decided to keep it that way

3 hours ago on May 26th | J | 11 notes

based-on-fiction:

I choose to believe this is the truth. 

3 hours ago on May 26th | J | 111,799 notes
horrordeconstruction:

truthandglory:

pikachusnuggles:

lumos5000:

jedigrrrl:

lindzconner:

Let’s get her on the show!!!

@BigBaldHead @wwwbigbaldhead

we got someone a fluffy chicken we can get this girl her dream too!! Bloggers Assemble!!!

Now that is a badass fucking dream. 

If this girl wants to be a fucking zombie, we gotta make her a fucking zombie.

i usually am ambivalent about everything, but let’s get this kid as freebie!

horrordeconstruction:

truthandglory:

pikachusnuggles:

lumos5000:

jedigrrrl:

lindzconner:

Let’s get her on the show!!!

@BigBaldHead @wwwbigbaldhead

we got someone a fluffy chicken we can get this girl her dream too!! Bloggers Assemble!!!

Now that is a badass fucking dream. 

If this girl wants to be a fucking zombie, we gotta make her a fucking zombie.

i usually am ambivalent about everything, but let’s get this kid as freebie!

3 hours ago on May 26th | J | 67,597 notes

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

3 hours ago on May 26th | J | 41,337 notes

suckmywurst:

in this episode, misty points out how disgusting she thinks bugs are and ash accepts that she dislikes bugs, but points out that he hates how she’s making caterpie upset by putting caterpie down for something caterpie can’t help being. it really upsets caterpie that caterpie can’t be something she would like, because caterpie just wants to get along with misty, but caterpie can’t change who they are.

really, if we all watched pokémon, we’d be better people because it explains that it’s okay to hate something, you just don’t need to broadcast the fact and make others upset or uncomfortable

life lessons from pokémon

3 hours ago on May 26th | J | 54,896 notes

in-castiel-we-trust:

pinkies-wednesday:

Am I the only one laughing at these pictures

image

imageBecause it’s Tom Hiddleston holding a hawk.. and like

All I’m picturing is this

image

Good to know I’m not the only one.

4 hours ago on May 26th | J | 5,987 notes

Watching The Big Bang Theory when all of a sudden…

angiekilljoy:

Fucking Garth

4 hours ago on May 26th | J | 36 notes
smaugwithablog:


#benedict #u good there

smaugwithablog:

#benedict #u good there

4 hours ago on May 26th | J | 1,882 notes
4 hours ago on May 26th | J | 19,514 notes
Misha talking about how he and Vicki met in English class
Misha: I wrote her poetry...
Audience: Awwwwww!
Misha: ...comparing her nose to a cathedral
4 hours ago on May 26th | J | 776 notes
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

you realize that this is the only time in the entire show that everbody lives
it really is just this once

the greatest irony is that steven moffat wrote this one

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

you realize that this is the only time in the entire show that everbody lives

it really is just this once

the greatest irony is that steven moffat wrote this one

5 hours ago on May 26th | J | 24,470 notes

the-yolocaust:

reeana:

the-yolocaust:

why do all old ladies have short hair

Oh my god I never thought working in an Old White Lady salon would help me on tumblr dot com

Short hair can be styled to cover bald spots and thinning hair more easily. Not to mention long hair is more likely to be brittle and break/fall out. Caring for long hair is harder and believe it or not brushing/washing it can be difficult for elderly women with arthritis.

ok thanks

5 hours ago on May 26th | J | 12,511 notes

vagisodium:

i just want a version called “the great catsby” and it’s just a bunch of cats running around a mansion in tiny suits and dresses

5 hours ago on May 26th | J | 2,398 notes
laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

5 hours ago on May 26th | J | 66,063 notes
hatelyn:

 



Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found

Parenting; you’re doing it right. 

this made me start crying

hatelyn:

 

Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found

Parenting; you’re doing it right. 

this made me start crying

5 hours ago on May 26th | J | 218,597 notes